Monday, May 16, 2011

Whats in YOUR future?


For is my advertisement, I made this freakin' awesome psychic dog. He can tell you your future by using cards, a crystal ball, or even your palms. This incredible puppy can be contacted by dialing the toll free number provided above (I made it up so don't call it). You can find out what your future holds with three easy payments of the following: a scratch behind the ear, a gentle tummy rub, a peanut butter dog biscuit, and a few minutes of Fetch. Call today to join the fun and see why everyone is raving about this Dog Psychic!